Hey!

[Thedaleks123]

I'm new so what's up?

[BathTub]

Hey, welcome!

[Brak]

I'm new so what's up?

The Sky 

[Minnesota]

wazzz uppp!

(sorry couldn't resist)

Hello & Welcome!

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Welcome to the forums...  Here, please accept these items, as you may find them useful during your stay here...  *Gives  a pair of Lederhosen-hosen, a Porkerina, and a BGC-1.9 Drum Machine...*  Sorry we're temporarily out of the Demon Dog Cookies at the moment, so please accept his as well... *gives Thedaleks123 a gift certificate good for one tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

Enjoy!