20 Questions Friday 5/25/2007

[Compound]

Intriguing. Shot in the dark: Maybe it hasn't been released on DVD yet.

Or he's sadistic and is messing with our minds.

[JonnyFrag]

I got a Zagnut

[Sharktopus]

Intriguing. Shot in the dark: Maybe it hasn't been released on DVD yet.

Or he's sadistic and is messing with our minds.

Quite possible.

[robertraur]

Intriguing. Shot in the dark: Maybe it hasn't been released on DVD yet.

Or he's sadistic and is messing with our minds.

A little from column A and a little from column B.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Intriguing. Shot in the dark: Maybe it hasn't been released on DVD yet.

Or he's sadistic and is messing with our minds.

Nah, he's just totally baked. Has probably locked himself in his home and is on his 7th pound of bacon.

[StellarJoe]

*Picks up phone and dials number*

Ja-Janine?  Jani-*hck*?  Oh, baby...I missed you so much...baby, I...what?  Nah, nah, I ain't drunk.  What, I can't call you at 3 in tha mornin'? *hck* Come on, darlin', don't be...no, wait, listen...look...I...love you.  Okay?  I mean REALLY love you.  I want to do things to you--...no, you LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.  Okay.  *hck*  I want to do stuff...naughty stuff...with you.  Stuff they do like in tha R-rated films...oh, yeah, speaking uh which, is this film rated R, baby?...Whaddya mean, "What film?"

[Compound]

"Leave a message." (Beep)

"Penguin? It's me, man. She left me, man. Debbie left me. I mean I was talking and she just up an leaves. WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME, MAN? I mean things were going great. We'd just been to that movie. You know the one. It started with a letter before M. Or did it? You were there. You tell me. I make one little comment about how hot her sister is and she leaves. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME DEBBIE?  WHHYYYY??"

[gbeenie]

So, like wow, man. So, what I want The Man to answer is this:

God, I am totally tripping BALLS right now.


Does this movie glorify those fascist maintainers of the Status-Quo, those "super-heroes" (except for ,like, Aquaman; he is TOTALLY a Friend Of Mother Earth)?


Cuz, if so, I will be REALLY bummed.

Cuz, like, Nobody Died When Spider-Man Lied! (heh heh heh heh ehe he eh)

[StellarJoe]

"Leave a message." (Beep)

"Penguin? It's me, man. She left me, man. Debbie left me. I mean I was talking and she just up an leaves. WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME, MAN? I mean things were going great. We'd just been to that movie. You know the one. It started with a letter before M. Or did it? You were there. You tell me. I make one little comment about how hot her sister is and she leaves. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME DEBBIE?  WHHYYYY??"

Drunk people and answering machines go together like white on rice, eh?   

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Ha. these are great!

[MrTorso]

Come on baby, I know you're there pick up the phone! I loooooovvvvvvveeeeee you!
You are the only girl for me! I can change, I swear to GOD! Just give me one
more chance baby. I just have to know if the movie excluding articles starts before the
letter m? Come on pick up the phone! I loooooovvvveeee you!

[torgosPizza]

*Picks up phone and dials number*

Ja-Janine?  Jani-*hck*?  Oh, baby...I missed you so much...baby, I...what?  Nah, nah, I ain't drunk.  What, I can't call you at 3 in tha mornin'? *hck* Come on, darlin', don't be...no, wait, listen...look...I...love you.  Okay?  I mean REALLY love you.  I want to do things to you--...no, you LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.  Okay.  *hck*  I want to do stuff...naughty stuff...with you.  Stuff they do like in tha R-rated films...oh, yeah, speaking uh which, is this film rated R, baby?...Whaddya mean, "What film?"

Oh man, these guys are my favorite, especially when I'm outta my mind like this.


1.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Dudes dudes dudes. Get this. What if the actor in this new track has already been mentioned in this topic? Freak out! Open up your brains and think about it, man.

[MarkAndrew]

Hey....hey...hey...let me ask you something.  Let me ask you something.  Was the movie made in the 1990's?

[Compound]

Ugh. I wish I had recorded some of the messages on my machine in college... I remember someone calling me from Cancun to complain about last night's Simpsons' episode.