Jessica Alba is Addicted to the Spice

[MarkAndrew]

she's just wearing it desert-fashion.

"She shall know her ways as if born to them"

[Sharktopus]

I finally figured out why I hate her look in this film...she looks like one of the Simpsons! her skin-tone and hair colour are almost exactly the same so she ends up looking like a real-life version of Bart or Lisa where you can't quite tell where her skin ends and hair begins....it's creepy

When I was younger there was this guy who worked at the local Pizza Hut. He was an African-American albino, with the standard early '90s hi-top fro. No human being has ever looked more like Bart Simpson.

[Junkyard]

she's just wearing it desert-fashion.

"She shall know her ways as if born to them"

I just got off of the floor, that made me laugh so hard. How could i have missed that parralell?

[Nunyerbiz]

One interesting thing to note: she actually seems to have her spandex zipped up to her neck in the promo photos this time around.

One thing I hope they've CGIed out of the film, though:




Fantastic cameltoes and moose knuckles.

My god... the only thing missing is The Phantom of Krankor.

[kodiakthejuggler]

In my book, there is nothing more wrong or more fowl than when a woman with gorgeous brown eyes covers them up with false blue ones.

It's a scandal!!!