So what did we learn?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that you can have water effects worse than the ones in Danger Death Ray.
I learned that if you want to pad out your movie, you can just play the same scene twice in a row.
I learned that if you capture a strong and vicious monster, you should leave it unguarded in your living room, slightly bound by a few chains.
I learned that discovering the existence of extraterrestrial life is not that interesting.
I learned too much about diving prep.