What have we learned?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that getting shot 5 times doesn't hurt that much.
I learned that rolling over in a car, which then blows up, doesn't hurt at all.
I learned that there was a decent amount of rage, but no fugitives.
I learned that a generic government agent can just withdraw somebody from prison to go kill a man.
I learned that it's easy to break into the heavily guarded home of a mob boss.  You just have to start by somehow teleporting on to the top of his roof.
I learned that if you hear someone trying to use the threat of killing you as leverage, the last thing you want to do is let anybody know that you're alive and well 20 feet away.  Like okay, this criminal mastermind decides to kidnap the heroine's best friend and say "I have her hidden somewhere.  Let me go or I'll have her killed."  So instead of sending her somewhere off site with a couple hired goons, he just shoves her in the linen closet?
I learned that if you have a gun, don't intervene in vicious fist fight going on downstairs.
I learned that, if a woman can't trust a creep who barges in on her uninvited while showering, who can she trust?

This was a good riff.  Not among the best, but I loved all the idiotic plot holes.  I'll never forget the riff "I would go chase after them, but I can't seeing as how I just got blown up in a huge explosion."

[MrBNatural by Conn]

I learned Batwoman decided to work for an unnamed government agency as a safehouse security officer when she should have retired.
The hicks in the bar also learned that they took on more then they could handle when Batwoman showed up with the shotgun in the restaurant. 

[dbsommer]

I learned this didn't feel all that exploitationy compared to other Olen Ray/Hagan movies. Then I watched the unedited version. Nope. It's par for the course.
I learned since I watched 'Things' before this, this is a very competently done production. Awful film, but markedly better in every way.
I learned I didn't see the twist I should have seen coming.
I learned I like Grandma with a Shotgun. She and the hobo with one should get together and do a film.
I learned I can occasionally like a by the numbers schlocky movie. Occasionally. And probably after watching 'Things'.
I learned the riffs were solid. Nothing mind blowing, but I prefer this to Maximum Revenge.
I learned you'll off your hot nurse/ho for reasons which escape me. Also she freaked out for reasons which escaped me. She knew she was *ahem* working for a big time crime lord with a stupid nickname. And no, that scene was not edited.
I learned fat pool player had every right to be pissed off. You don't jostle people when they're going for a shot, and you owe them if you cost them money for losing the game. I was rooting for him in that fight.
I learned Hagen got the protagonist out of jail through his faux liason. Yet for some reason did not do the same thing to get the 'friend' out. Instead he paid off three moles to get her out, then offed them, thus losing his moles in prison and calling way too much attention to her removal.
And now I learned not to question the plot in a FOR/Hagan production, since they don't either.