What Atomic things did we learn in Eden?

[ihavemyreasons]

I learned that when you finally open a safe late in the movie after stating early in the movie that you don't know what's in it, if you immediately find something like a key then there is no reason to look in the box or the drawers that are in the safe.

I learned that "we have to get out of here before night falls and they come back with more people and overwhelm us" really means "let's set up really bright lights so that they can see us, but we can't see them".

I learned that introducing Russian dynamite in act 1 means you have to mix homemade explosives for use in act 2 and save the dynamite for act 3.

I learned that if you are a badass martial arts expert you can't take guns with you into a fight, but it's OK to use guns taken away from your opponents during the fight.

I learned that Fred Williamson was still alive and still starring in B movies as recently as 2015.

I learned that there are either gun ranges with attached brothels or brothels with attached gun ranges in Romania (country may be wrong, but whatever country it was that was the case).

I learned that the production crew must have cleaned out the inventory of white plastic rain suits from several Dollar Trees and found a really good deal on foreign army surplus gas masks.

[fodder650]

Every time the guys in white were attacking there was this feeling that the corporation from incognito warriors was involved somehow.
This movie may have somehow had the worst gun folly in it. Which is saying something.
This was perfect fodder for them while at the same time being a movie that I could never see myself watching outside of Rifftrax
I guess I have to ask this. Does the uncut version answer any questions? I'm guessing not.

[dbsommer]

I learned what it's like to have enough money to hire Shaft to appear in your movie, but not have enough for him to give a fuck. Seriously, he was more passionate in 5 minutes of Max Havoc than this.

I learned what it's like to only have enough money to hire Lorenzo Lamas for five minutes, but for him to give a fuck. In Bounty Tracker he gave a fuck throughout the entire thing,

I learned what it's like to have a cast from Russia with the same talent level that a Polonia Brothers Joint has.

I learned the Nazis left stuff in the USSR that was important, rather than Germany which they actually controlled... vs. Soviets leaving something in the USSR that was important, which makes infinitely more sense.

I learned Kill and Kill Again had scenes cut out due to repetitiveness, vs this movie which was nothing but repetitive scenes. Meaning this was the equivalent of deleted scenes from a terrible movie they refused to riff.

I learned Teenage Space Vampires was a much better film from a former Eastern Bloc country than this.