What have we learned?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that this movie had a lot more weird face touching than I remember.
I learned that an infamous fugitive terrorist can just kind of hang out in hospitals, churches, and so on.
I learned that if there is an infamous terrorist on the loose, his arch enemy's family and home will be protected by one police officer.
I learned that a woman can see the infamous terrorist who murdered her son, suddenly standing in her bedroom, and not immediately freak out.
I learned that the FBI will carry out a major arrest operation with no plan other than "shoot in one tear gas canister, and then just go blasting".
I learned that if you son is murdered, and if you are lucky, you can just find a nearly identical replacement.
I learned that reloading guns is important in the beginning of the movie, but then it just becomes kind of a hassle so you just stop doing it.
I learned that you can wake up in the middle of the night, with no face, and not be in excruciating pain.
I learned that if you discover a secret face transplant and want to destroy all the evidence, you only need to kill the 3 speaking characters.  You can let the surgical support staff, played by non speaking extras, continue to live their lives. 
I learned that if you have switched faces with another man and you are trying to convince your wife of this, it's best to start with a clandestine blood test and after that tell a personal anecdote that only you know.

[BathTub]

Yeah ugh the face touching.