What did we learn from the Melted Scream?

[fodder650]

I learned that a detective never has to show his badge
I learned that this same detective may be the worst boyfriend in the world. He has a bad way to have you prove your love to him.
I learned that his narrator voice isn't the same as his speaking voice. Which is naturally dubbed both times.
I learned that we could probably make Youtube's content ID program explode by putting the music from this on there.
I learned that the saying "Cold as Hell" can be taken a bit to literally in this movie.
I learned that there are some really awful Italian movies. Yes I know that there were before this but this is some serious Z level stuff.
With that said it was still fun to watch because of the random stuff of our detective friend just randomly talking. Because reasons.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I learned a random, non-forshadowed car accident is a great way to take your male lead out of the action near the film's climax.