Thing I learned from Stripping on Sunset

[dbsommer]

I learned what a failed 80's attempt at film noir looked like.
I learned there wasn't an ounce of acting talent in this. And it's not Feeders or Dark Power level budget.
I learned 'Not Roger Waters' was actually a very good British musician as well. Thanks for finding Mayall for me guys. Something good came out of this.
I learned a cop on the take would rather shoot another cop on the goon's orders in front of other cops, rather than shooting said goon and silencing him.
I learned you should not combine your love of owning strip clubs with your gun running sideline. Seriously, there's nothing about strip clubs that allows you to sell arms more effectively than some generic business.
I learned the gratuitious nudity fit this. Thanks for leaving it in.
I once again learned what it was like before silicone from the valley found its way into most Hollywood actress' chests.
I learned Dragon Sound has a competitor for terrible singing. But Female Lead could not create something catchy.
I learned I still love good callbacks. Like the 'That's not how you say Mark in a crappy movie' line. Also the Roadhouse call back. And I note both of them made their way into the preview.
I learned credit cards have secret compartments. Go ahead, cut yours up and see if anything falls out.