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So what have we learned?

Started by Pastor of Muppets, September 09, 2019, 03:44:50 AM

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Pastor of Muppets

I learned that a movie called Street Fighter can have almost now street fighting in it.

I learned that Vega just has to have his vision obscuring mask for no reason.

I learned that you can easily fashion deadly claws and openly carry them in prison.

I learned that M. Bison's hat was probably glued on since it never ever fell off even when he was being thrown around by Chun Li and Guile.

I learned that, if an entire military unit disobeys a direct order, the man giving the order will get in trouble for it.
I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.

dbsommer

Quote from: Pastor of Muppets on September 09, 2019, 03:44:50 AM
I learned that a movie called Street Fighter can have almost now street fighting in it.

I learned that Vega just has to have his vision obscuring mask for no reason.

I

Actually he was wearing it to protect his pretty little face from being damaged. Hence why when it was burned, he got super pissed.

I'm trying to remember how much Street Fighting the original Street Fighter, with Sonny Chiba, had. It might be a common theme in any movie titiled 'Street Fighter'

Iron Curtain

Quote from: dbsommer on September 09, 2019, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Pastor of Muppets on September 09, 2019, 03:44:50 AM
I learned that a movie called Street Fighter can have almost now street fighting in it.

I learned that Vega just has to have his vision obscuring mask for no reason.

I

Actually he was wearing it to protect his pretty little face from being damaged. Hence why when it was burned, he got super pissed.

I'm trying to remember how much Street Fighting the original Street Fighter, with Sonny Chiba, had. It might be a common theme in any movie titiled 'Street Fighter'

Yup. It also applies to the video game off of which the movie was based: Vega is so vain and narcissistic that he wears a mask because he thinks he's handsome.