What Would You Like To See?

[Sharktopus]

8: James Bond getting his junk tortured by an effeminant man who cries blood.

But alas, that is one dream I fear will never come to pass.

[Bob]

How about a werewolf movie where the guy who is the werewolf gets bitten by zombies while he is a human during the day and he becomes a zombie.   During the full moon, he could be a zombie werewolf.  

Now THAT should be made into a film.   And I dont mean no lame sci-fi film either, but a big budget film directed by a quality horror directory.

BEST    MOVIE     EVER.

[Sharktopus]

How about a werewolf movie where the guy who is the werewolf gets bitten by zombies while he is a human during the day and he becomes a zombie.   During the full moon, he could be a zombie werewolf. 

Now THAT should be made into a film.   And I dont mean no lame sci-fi film either, but a big budget film directed by a quality horror directory.

BEST    MOVIE     EVER.

Second best movie ever. The BEST MOVIE EVER is still Gumby Men Romantic Comedy.

[msmpls]

lots of full-frontal male. And not just the shadowy teaser either...

[Hebs]

I desire with all my heart to see a movie in which William Shatner and Adam West, the two heroes of my youth, play enemies, and simply act like themselves for two hours.

AHH Cinema GOLD!  But who would out-ham who?  I'll help you raise the money for this movie if you could do one thing for me -

This film needs to encorporate the line "Andy's getting the cchhhhhicken" as said by West.  Because he actually said that to him - my boyfriend, I mean. 
And it will heal intense, self-induced shame that I wasn't there to hear it.

[Junkyard]

Oh, now here's a trouble- You have something you'd like to see made into a movie, but you don't trust anyone who would make it to make it.
Case in point:
Carnacki, the Ghost Finder
1910 short stories for spook magazines starring the coolest paranormal investigator ever. And there's not a writer or director I would trust with it.
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/10832/10832.txt    (Gutenberg Version)

[Sharktopus]

I desire with all my heart to see a movie in which William Shatner and Adam West, the two heroes of my youth, play enemies, and simply act like themselves for two hours.

AHH Cinema GOLD!  But who would out-ham who?  I'll help you raise the money for this movie if you could do one thing for me -

This film needs to encorporate the line "Andy's getting the cchhhhhicken" as said by West.  Because he actually said that to him - my boyfriend, I mean. 
And it will heal intense, self-induced shame that I wasn't there to hear it.

Deal. Adam will also have to say "Stay out of the swamp!" ala the disembodied voice in Eegah, as he inexplicably said that very thing to my friend Mike at a convention. I, also, was not there to witness it. It's either a weird coincidence that we have similar stories, or just common for Adam West to say nonsensical things to strangers...

Shatner, on the other hand, can do pretty much whatever the hell he feels like and it'll be golden.

Oh, now here's a trouble- You have something you'd like to see made into a movie, but you don't trust anyone who would make it to make it.
Case in point:
Carnacki, the Ghost Finder
1910 short stories for spook magazines starring the coolest paranormal investigator ever. And there's not a writer or director I would trust with it.
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/10832/10832.txt    (Gutenberg Version)

Cool, William Hope Hodgson. One of Mike Mignola's influences. Downloaded and soon to be read.

[Junkyard]

Cool, William Hope Hodgson. One of Mike Mignola's influences. Downloaded and soon to be read.

AHA! THANK you! I was trying to remember where I heard about Carnaki for weeks now!
I was thinking maybe League of Extrodinary Gentlmen or Planetary, and totally sailed over the other comic that harks back to old fiction.

[Tyrant]

I'd like to see a live action adaptation of the South Park episode where Barbara Streisand becomes a giant mecha-dinosaur and is destroyed by a giant Robert Smith moth monster-thing.

And all the stars play themselves.

[Cibernético II]

60's style lucha movies filmed with today's luchadores. Without crappy, cost cutting CGI effects or stupid breaking of forth wall or anything else too modern

[JonnyFrag]

All I have is a title...but I think it works

Ninja Crocodile Lesbian Babes in the JelloTown Massacre


Think maybe Troma may have made this one already.....

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

What would you like to see in a movie?
I mean this differently than "What makes a good movie?" This is for any concept or spectacle you want to see in a Hollywood film.

Mine wish list:
1: An overweight heroine whose weight isn't a running joke, and who gets the guy in the end.

Sir and/or madam, I wish to subscribe to your magazine, and possibly bear your m-preg children. 

[MarkAndrew]

Rebecca Romjin in a thong.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I want to see the archetypes of hollywood, the romantic leads, the stock characters like "Slutty girl" and "Girl who shows only fractionally less skin than slutty girl and no more intelligence, but is billed as 'the smart, non-slutty girl who will survive to the end of the movie, even though the 'slutty girl' at least had some personality and wasn't obviously reading off a prompter."

I want to see them layed out on  a rack, abused, mutilated, and tortured till they scream.

I want to see a heroine who is unattractive or fat (and really so, not just the loin-tingling faux prep school plainness of a "hot" female actress put in a modified schoolgirl uniform and given glasses), who still manages to win multiple hot guys by virtue of plowing her way through mutant dinosaurs and saving their lives and generally going about making the protag from Braveheart look like a snivelling coward.

I want to see a promiscuous female and a black guy survive the entire film.

I want to see an otherwise sensible woman fail to fall for a "nice guy" who lacks a drop of attractiveness, intellect, or reedeeming feature other than that he gets beat up to make the audience sympathise with him.

I want to see a heterosexual man and woman get together in some situation, co-workers, fellow super-soldiers, partners in crime, scientists, con-men, trapped in a cave with a psychopath and over a thousand vampiric octopi, claim that they have no romantic interest in each other, and end the movie still in a close-knit but clearly platonic relationship.

I want to see more fat girls, played by fat actresses, as romantic leads, as love interests, as tough girls, as enemies, as brain-eating cyborgs, just EVERYWHERE. I want this oft-ignored category pumped into hollywood until the giant wooden letters reform to spell "Lane Bryant".

I'd like to see a comedy or kids movie where a main character or friend who is fat is something other than a grotesque, idiotic, utterly useless Odius Comic Relief/Foil.

I'd like to see some vampires of mixed genders devoid of any sexual overtones.

I'd like to see more variety in the undead of films, particularly digging into old folklore. Draugr's were created soley because folk-tellers had prophetic visions that the perfect medium for them would come to exist in the future. Creatures that are sometimes immune to all forms of weapons (thus bypassing the need for cumbersome plot devices to explain why somebody can't just shoot or nuke the bugger), can grow to immense size (good for monument destroying scenes), or remain human-sized (action potential), and feeds on blood or flesh, depending upon your convenience.


How about soliciting some new undead varieties? I'm itching to pitch my ethreen to somebody.


How about more fantasy that tries to be fantastic rather than ab-blistering sword and sorcery at its gritty manliestness  or slow-paced action with elves and glowy things?

[Junkyard]

Sir and/or madam, I wish to subscribe to your magazine, and possibly bear your m-preg children. 

I don't have a magazine, and at the risk of sounding close minded, I'm gonna hold out for a female on that second part. Just makes things easier.

But yeah, Hollywood could stand to open their minds a little with this stuff. Sure, if it's Fantastic Four and you need someone who looks good in spandex, put on the 20 pounds of makeup it takes to make Jessica Alba look like a natural blond. (And fail.)
But in these other movies? How much can you really stand to lose if you don't cast society's ideal as the lead? Maybe I'm being too optimistic about human nature here, but still.

Any in reply to your thing on archetypes, can I approch a delicate one?
STOP PUTTING SCREECHING, PANICKING BLACK MEN IN YOUR MOVIES AS COMEDY RELIEF! I am as white as they come and I STILL find that offensive! When my grandchildren ask me accusingly whether I ever saw Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid, I will lie and say no, and then try to convince them that the movie was a white supremasist propaganda film that wasn't actually played in family theaters.