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[Pak-Man]

The Fairy King of Ar

Feature film · 2018

Fairy King of Ar is a delightful journey into the magical land of fairies. It starts with Grandma dropping dead and dad contracting emphysema.

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

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Fairy King of Ar is a delightful journey into the magical land of fairies. It starts with Grandma dropping dead and dad contracting emphysema. And once you get a look at the fairy "special effects", we think you'll agree it gets even more depressing from there.

When former leading man Corbin Bernsen discovers an ancient gold mine on his family's property, he thinks it could be his ticket out of doing movies like Fairy King of Ar. But the mine is said to be inhabited by goblins and the townspeople fear that entering it could unleash a terrible curse. So Corbin does what any real American dad would do: send his kids in first!

Meanwhile, Malcolm McDowell continuously trespasses on the family's property, literally assaults the children, and tries to bash a fairy's head in with a shovel. This is the comic relief character. At this point it should be obvious that Grandma got off easy.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for goblins, fairies, giants, and perhaps the longest bike chase scene in any movie since Time Chasers in Fairy King of Ar!

Head Writer
Mike Nelson

Additional contributors:
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Contributing Writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller, and Mike Schuster

[losingmydignity]

The fifth they've riffed by this director. The good news is he has only four more they have't riffed.

(though I have to say Deadly Instincts was hilarious and Berserker was pretty fun too)

[eegah]

My least favorite riffs tend to be kid's movies (and fantasy movies). There are exceptions, like The Wizard and some of the Harry Potter ones. This is not one of them.

[Edward J Grug III]

I have to admit, while I generally enjoy the riffs of his movies, this one was pretty brutal.

[Iron Curtain]

I have to admit, while I generally enjoy the riffs of his movies, this one was pretty brutal.

Agreed, I found this one to be dull and boring as far as kids' movies go.