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So what have we learned?

Started by Pastor of Muppets, April 19, 2018, 11:56:00 AM

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Pastor of Muppets

I learned flaming barrels.

I learned robots synths rule the world and vacation in a dank, disgusting, underground wasteland.

I learned that humans can live for decades without exposure to sunlight and still not develop crippling vitamin D deficiencies.  I feel like every single person there should have rickets.

I learned more flaming barrels.

I learned the robots synths are controlled by a bunch of old men who want babies for some reason.

I learn that if your ambush is ruined by a surprise force field, the best course of action is to keep firing over and over until the platoon of robots synths gets a good fix on your location.

I learned that a laser gun that is harmless to a baby will kill a robot.
I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.

dbsommer

I learned where every flaming barrel in the world ended up. I mean all of them. There are literally none left anywhere.

Damn you Greydon Clark.

I learned nothing else since this movie wasn't really coherent. I think even Nguyen has a better grasp of storytelling.