Now Available - Dark Future

[Edward J Grug III]

Imagine a world... a twisted world... a world where, against all odds, Greydon Clark is allowed to make movie after movie in genre after genre, all while going somehow unpunished for his serious crimes against audiences and the idea of film itself.

A terrifying prospect indeed. Fortunately, we at RiffTrax are here to bring swift (perhaps even, Final?) justice for these misdeeds. Or at least, y'know, some jokes.

Dark Future sets up a rich and complex post-apocalyptic world with only one flaw: it makes absolutely no sense. The few remaining humans are kept alive in a pleasure theme park. Who uses the pleasure theme park? Robots, naturally. Because robots are famously all about physical pleasure, specifically in Wild West-themed saloon settings. That's right, it's an inverted Westworld! But there's more: some shadowy figures known only as The Patrons keep sending the robots to the human pleasure world, instead of going themselves. Why? No idea. But hey, whatever you're into is your business, Patrons, no judgment.

If Star Games was Greydon Clark's Flight of the Navigator, then Dark Future is his That Episode of The Simpsons Where the Itchy & Scratchy Robots Attack. Don't disappoint The Patrons, head straight into the Dark Future with Mike, Bill, and Kevin!

Head writer
Mike Nelson

Additional contributors:
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Contributing Writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller, Mike Schuster, Brian Boone and Zachary Shatzer

Dark Future

Feature film · 2018

Take Westworld, shoot it through the lens of Greydon Clark (Final Justice, Star Games) and you have DARK FUTURE.

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

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[Pastor of Muppets]

So, they had a completely naked baby girl in this movie.  Is that legal? 

[Johnny Unusual]

*Psst, don't tell him about Superman.*

If you aren't sexualizing children, child nudity doesn't mean nothing, so I wouldn't worry about it.

[Pastor of Muppets]

If you aren't sexualizing children, child nudity doesn't mean nothing, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I wasn't worried.  I was just confused.

[abosch]

Since Dark Future released in 1994, that baby has since grown into an adult. I wonder what she is doing now?

[Johnny Unusual]

Like most people, not thinking about Dark Future.

[CJones]

From IMDB:

Plot Keywords: baby | slave | prostitute | cyborg | bartender | See All (9) »

Someone might want to consider reordering those first three.