The riff I've been waiting for!!

[talulah gosh]

"And to top it off, the gift shop is out of Bort license plates!"

Long have I waited for thee, and I now I have heard mention of one of my favorite Simpsons moments. 

/I still look for Bort in every gift shop, hoping one day some awesome employee decided to order that name emblazoned on a cheap souvenir.  One day I shall find it!!!