What ursine things did you learn?

[Trekker4747]

Primarily I learned that the whole "Jaws mostly worked because they didn't show the shark that much" thing was taken too far in this movie.

[CJones]

I learned that bears can be rigged for silent running.

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

I learned that park rangers are ineffectual sociopaths who either have no skills at all or miss the war, not so much because  they miss their band of brothers, than because they  didn't quite get their fill of indiscriminate slaughter.

[CJones]

I learned park rangers will take a break and go swimming in their underwear when there's a man-eating bear on the loose. And of course it had to the female "way too hot to be a forest ranger" ranger.

What is it with these sorts of movies killing off the attractive women first?

[thomastrioxin]

don't call your wife a "big bag of grits".

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that bears are aggressive, insatiably hungry, and bullet proof.  Also that they move a silently as a cat.