The Line Awakens

[Darth Geek]

"You're his father." - What? You told me Greedo was his father! No, you shot first.

I'll see you at conventions for the next 40 years.

[Trekker4747]

:Rey and Finn are running towards a spacecraft, Finn points out a craft to the side as an option:
"What about that one?"
"That one is garbage."
:the ship they're running towards is blown-up by the TIE fighters:
"The garbage will do!"
Kevin: "Golden Corral's new slogan!"

I actually laughed good and hard at that one.

[RVR II]

Dune... Desert planet..

[RoninFox]

Loved Kevin going into total Ric Flair mode after Finn let out a "Whooo!"

[ManUnderMask]

Kevin doing a Jar Jar impression when Luke turned around at the end.

[CJones]

Finn in the gunner seat: "I'm getting pretty good at this"

You're literally wearing the jacket of the dead last guy you did this for.

[CJones]

"This is the ship that made the Kessel run in 14 parsecs?"
"TWELVE!"

Don't make me come in there and fan service you young lady.

[CJones]

"I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy"

That's the downside to every planet having only one kind of landscape.

That reminds me of a Star Wars drinking game I heard in college in the 90's: "Take a drink every time an entire planet is described as having a single climate."

[CJones]

"I went back to the only thing I was ever good at."

Yelling at people to get off my plane.

[Henry88]

what was the line when han gets killed