Our Favorite Lines

[LadyKenobi]

"I gotta go push out a crayon."

"He can't help himself.  Now he's gonna go to the grocery, pick up the kids from soccer practice..."

"EVERYBODY RUN IN CIRCLES AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT."

(Cards show a king and an ace) "Hit me."

And, for some reason, this made Obi-Wan and me laugh very, very hard:

"Oh, good.  My two pineapples are still here."

[kel4876]

I loved the whole "lax security at the Miami" airport bit  .

[wakachiwaka]

Okay - it's been a long while since my last thorough Q-Tipping, but...

I got a laugh out of Kevin singing "Don't Pay The Ferryman", but only because I, despite being older than dirt, was unfamiliar with the song, and at first I heard "whatever you do, don't play the theremin".

Which is good advice for just about anyone (with the sole exception of Brian Wilson, but I digress) -

dot dot dot...

[PowerBum]

"Oh, great.  Let in MORE water."

[Amy]

Yeah, I second the 'pineapples' line--so absurd and out of the blue. I was still giggling about it 15 minutes later.

I also liked, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize someone was filming a Fiona Apple video in here."

[hare.29]

(Cards show a king and an ace) "Hit me."

This sequence had me rolling.

[nxylas]

"it's a note from Cubby Broccoli. It says 'Can you pick up the pace a little? I can move faster than this movie, and I'm dead'",

"It's a fish in a suit"

"I'm glad the ocean has free internet wireless"

"And I like my martinis shaken, not..hey!"

"We shouldn't have run a welding shop out of our embassy"

[Darth Geek]

My favorite line (and I can't believe noone has braught this up yet) was when the guys were getting so frustrated about the lack af action and gunplay. I think it was right before he got to the Casino. And one of them says "Shoot SOMETHING. Empty a clip into a mailbox. You owe us!" That one got stuck in my head and had me laughing for days.

[OTC316]

I liked when Mike compared the torture scene to the last birthday party Kevin threw for him. Awesome Party....

[BassBone]

I loved the intercom bit. "Mr. Bond, you are being paged by a Mr. Le Chiffre. Your missing ten million dollars has been found. It is located, quote, 'somewhere in my huge pile of money and you may pick it up at my butt. Burn, burn, rotflmao, pwned, love Le Chiffre.' I really should look these things over before I read them on the intercom.

[NYFalcon1981]

I'm still laughin at Kevin's " Hey I prefer to fund terrorism by buying pot from the kid up the street"  (or something to that effect)

[Lsnake]

When they sound really dramatic and says:

"Hang on to the edge of your seats as he navigates carefully with a GPS Phone!"

The complete lack of drama in that scene, combined with how dramatic they made it sound, and how silly that line was, made me crack up. Fantastic. Other than that, the repeated yapping about wanting to get to the Casino was also great and kinda mirrored my thoughts about "Where the heck is the casino" the first time I saw it. The drum part was also awesome.

On the whole, it was a very entertaining Rifftrax to an already good movie. But man, that GPS line...