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[Pak-Man]

Superargo and the Faceless Giants

Feature film · 2016

An Italio-Spanish superhero whose powers include driving a car and occasionally blowing up small vases with his mind battles giant clumsy robot athletes.

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

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Who is Superargo? He's an Italio-Spanish superhero whose main powers are that he used to be a wrestler and now he drives a car! Also, he can blow up small vases with his mind, but that doesn't come up very often. Superargo's super-heroics wouldn't be complete without his turban-wearing, 1960s-style sidekick, based on the usual vague turban-wearing, 1960s-style sidekick ethnic stereotypes.

And who are the Faceless Giants? Why, simply the world's greatest athletes, kidnapped and reprogrammed to be giant clumsy robots. Their mission? To rob banks, of course! If you can think of an easier way to rob a bank, we'd sure like to hear it!

Even if your favorite cheese isn't the vintage European superhero type (like Supersonic Man, or that Puma fella), you and your face will have a blast with the meandering, low-impact heroics of Superargo and the Faceless Giants!

[losingmydignity]

Loved it.

[CJones]

Oh man, that part where our "hero" wearing a bulletproof shirt, dodges gunfire so the poor schmuk behind him gets killed 

[emperorcupcake522]

Worst hero ever! I'd entrust my life to Pumaman before this guy. I loved the occasional, halfhearted "Batman" riffs along to the score.