Redline! Let it make bad movie history!

[luckys2kul]

I'm a 41/2 year veteran projectionist and I have to say........I feel bad when I start this movie.   I just want to go into the theater and tell these (5-10) people to get their money back or at least go see another movie. It's so bad it's hard to describe (Unless your Eddie Griffin). It has at least (at least) 5 unexplained plot points at the end, the worst flashback sequence I've ever seen, and the sexual innuendo makes James Bond look like a Mormon. It's a must Riff and Quote this " I call it an AMR" (AMR- A Must Riff). DO NOT PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! (unless your gonna rifftrax it).

[Toby Danger]

Is this the film where Eddie Griffin wrecked a Ferrari Enzo?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

lets not forget the fact it has eddie griffen in it. that alone is bad news.

[luckys2kul]

Actually Eddie Griffin crashed the Enzo at a promo event after the filming. It was 1 of under 20 in the world,..... of it's kind.  He sucks... um.... yeah.

[gbeenie]

I'm a 41/2 year veteran projectionist and I have to say........I feel bad when I start this movie.   I just want to go into the theater and tell these (5-10) people to get their money back or at least go see another movie.

I can't even bring myself to do that. When I look down, and see customers sitting in Redline, I just kind of assume that they're not able to comprehend much more than contrasts in light and dark, and MAYBE some rudimentary shapes.




Or they're teenagers.


p.s. Try starting a Tyler Perry movie every day for a month; THEN you'll know what feeling bad is.

[Toby Danger]

I just saw the trailer for this... I never thought I'd say this, but this film makes all three The Fast and The Furious movies look like epics.

Honestly, why does every high-powered illegal motorsport in a movie have to have some shady dealings going on underneath? Don't these guys ever just race for fun?

[luckys2kul]

A Tyler Perry Movie is more like a Soap Opera on celluloid as opposed to a film. 

[6079SmithW]

I'm a 41/2 year veteran projectionist and I have to say........I feel bad when I start this movie.   I just want to go into the theater and tell these (5-10) people to get their money back or at least go see another movie.

I can't even bring myself to do that. When I look down, and see customers sitting in Redline, I just kind of assume that they're not able to comprehend much more than contrasts in light and dark, and MAYBE some rudimentary shapes.




Or they're teenagers.


p.s. Try starting a Tyler Perry movie every day for a month; THEN you'll know what feeling bad is.

Actually, I think THEN I would know what my own brain matter looked like when plastered to a wall. For about a quarter of a second.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I can choose not to go see the movie, but I can't avoid all the little eunuchs in their shitty import economy cars that will be encouraged to take their scooters out on the road by this movie. Nothing brightens my day like some spineless puke buzzing down the road in his used Toyota like he's hot shit, complete with his coffee can-sized exhaust amplifying the weed wacker engine he's got under the hood until it sounds like a dental drill in your ear. There are at least 5 of these little bastards in my neighborhood and you can hear them at 3 in the morning going god knows where.

I need my nitro pills now.

[gbeenie]

A Tyler Perry Movie is more like a Soap Opera on celluloid as opposed to a film. 

The only thing worse than Straight Drag Comedy is Religious Drag Comedy.

[Sideswipe]

I can choose not to go see the movie, but I can't avoid all the little eunuchs in their shitty import economy cars that will be encouraged to take their scooters out on the road by this movie. Nothing brightens my day like some spineless puke buzzing down the road in his used Toyota like he's hot shit, complete with his coffee can-sized exhaust amplifying the weed wacker engine he's got under the hood until it sounds like a dental drill in your ear. There are at least 5 of these little bastards in my neighborhood and you can hear them at 3 in the morning going god knows where.

I need my nitro pills now.

  I completely agree.  I hate those little bastards who put giant wings on their mother's economy cars and try to race me.

[RobtheBarbarian]

  I completely agree.  I hate those little bastards who put giant wings on their mother's economy cars and try to race me.

Seems like the first car anyone buys around here is something like this:

One of these days I will lose my mind and go apeshit on one of these cars with a baseball bat.

Ricer 

When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.

[BathTub]

Yes tripods were very popular at one point.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Kind of like DeLoreans. 

[luckys2kul]

This movie would have been better if they just cut it down to the shots of the cars and the shots of the chicks. No dialogue, no music, no plot line, and especially no Eddie Griffin. Ah, yes, that would have been a hour and 45 mins of pure....... well........ youtube video.