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Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) (spoilers free to be seen)

Started by Henry88, December 18, 2015, 06:47:30 PM

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Kete

Quote from: ScottotD on May 03, 2016, 06:13:44 PM
Quote from: goflyblind on May 03, 2016, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: ScottotD on May 03, 2016, 04:47:51 PM
"...but if Finn or Poe are gay how do I explain that to my kids?"

Start with how you explain Luke being attracted to his sister in Hew Hope or Jabba forcing Leia to wear a bikini in Jedi and work backwards?

the more difficult question is obviously "how were the blasts from the deathstar starkiller base able to be seen on perpendicular paths while travelling faster-than-light?"

The same reason there's explosions in space.

There could be enough oxygen in the Deathstar to fuel an explosion....and as Mythbusters shows us, explosions are even bigger in a vacuum.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/m5-bullet-baloney-aftershow/

Johnny Unusual

Of course, hearing the explosions is just creative licence.

Kete

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of the Resistance

ScottotD

Quote from: Kete on May 21, 2016, 05:59:47 AM
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of the Resistance

Aw, I was hoping for Star Wars Episode VIII: Not one single white guy, fuck you
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

goflyblind

i thought it was star wars viii: finn and poe kiss?
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NRRork

That's just a rumor for now, or might just be a working title.

I hope it is. It's a weak title.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

Kete

I have found myself hating every title at first, then find that it grows on me.

Pak-Man

Star Wars VIII: A Bad Thing Probably Happens!

Henry88

#38
Star Wars VIII: kylo ren gets trolled



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Kete

Stuff like that should be in spoiler tags. Some of the rumors for TFA were dead on.

Henry88

Quote from: Kete on May 21, 2016, 11:24:02 AM
Stuff like that should be in spoiler tags. Some of the rumors for TFA were dead on.
alright i added   spoiler tags for those who dont enjoy spoilers.
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NRRork

Yeah, if some of the rumors I've heard are true, we're gonna be in for a really cool movie.

That's an IF roughly the size of Betelgeuse, though.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

ScottotD

I don't see why it wouldn't be, the last one was
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Henry88

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Pak-Man

Only Star Wars and maybe a couple video game companies can release a press release that says a press release is forthcoming.