favorite lines?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I busted a gut when Neil said that he freaked out like Wonka after watching 10 minutes of the Rachael Ray show. 

I just got that visual picture in my head of Neil screaming like that in front of the TV. 

[MyMyMyMyMitchell]

During the boat ride acid freak out scene - Mike says he always thought it would be great to hear an airline pilot get on the P.A. during a flight and do that bit. 

I hit the floor for that one.

[AmazingThor]

During the boat ride acid freak out scene - Mike says he always thought it would be great to hear an airline pilot get on the P.A. during a flight and do that bit. 

I hit the floor for that one.

Have you seen "How to Irritate People" where the pilots get bored? Classic.

[PlayMSTie]

Fantastic riff! Great work from both guys. NPH fit right in.

What a dreadful, depressing dog dropping of a movie. I can't imagine why this is considered a kids' classic. I wouldn't have wanted to watch it unriffed, that's for sure.

[kel4876]

Now I have, "I want some socks!  I want some tube socks!" stuck in my head.

[BathTub]

I have Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! in mine, so you are probably better off.

[Ranika]

I have 'A chocolate pogostick' stuck in my head. I love how Neil said it, I just found it unusually funny.

[Natureboy]

I thought it was really funny when disembaudio slapped NPH for the repeated rhymes about Sam B.

[mhoke63]

"Look Salt, I swear to God, I will cut you"

[nannerhead]

"Look Salt, I swear to God, I will cut you"

Hahaha, same!

[dangfish]

Nobody mentioned my favorite:

"Mom, why do you work in a 12th century laundry?"

[Zooball]

Every riff about the Everlasting Gobstopper machine busted me up!

And the chicken head during the boat ride.

Overall, the entire riff commentary was spot on funny, except for maybe the first few minutes with Mike but he soon fell into classic form.

[Curly55]

This one has so many great lines, but my favorite by far is from NPH...

"Ah, the poor. Always willing to dig through filth for amounts of money that seem trivial to me, Neil Patrick Harris."