Other uses for the Fairy Godmother's rules.

[Kerensky97]

I've found the FG's rules apply equally well in the bedroom.

Be on time
Leave on time
Join in "The Games"
Don't be too noisy or rough
Don't break things
Don't tease or make fun of others
Obey the rules of the game
Be a good loser
Be a good winner
Remember your table manners when eating
Thank the hostess

[Trekker4747]

Oddly enough, they work pretty good for a bathroom attendant.