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[Pak-Man]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did we make it through this without a single schnappi joke?

[Miku Fan]

I thought there was *one*, but could be wrong.

[eegah]

I thought there was *one*, but could be wrong.

I heard one, so far (we haven't made it all the way through yet).

[Miku Fan]

    I'm not finished, either...was too embarrassed to admit it.

[Trekker4747]

I feel somewhat honored that my comment on the movie from the FB comments section on the title's RT page made it into today's E-Mail.  I feel like Roger Ebert now, with his quote on a movie being put on its poster.

[Miku Fan]

Cool!  I was just wondering today where they got their quotes.  Congratulations! 

[Pak-Man]

So my take on Donald Jackson is that he REALLY wanted to make the next Ninja Turtles.

[TriffRax]

I feel somewhat honored that my comment on the movie from the FB comments section on the title's RT page made it into today's E-Mail.  I feel like Roger Ebert now, with his quote on a movie being put on its poster.

Hey, mine too. Congrats.

[Darth Geek]

ROLLER GATOR 2?!!!! And why the hell didn't they riff something about that?!

[Droppo]

I absolutely loved this riff.  There, I said it.  And I'd say it again if I had to.

[losingmydignity]

I absolutely loved this riff.  There, I said it.  And I'd say it again if I had to.

One of their best.

[RVR II]

They made some great movies in 1996, and then there's this

[Darth Geek]

They made some great movies in 1996, and then there's this

Reminds me of the tagline for another movie that came out in 1996

[RVR II]

HA!!

[Polonium]

They made some great movies in 1996, and then there's this

Actually at one level this movie is just merely bad. Just tune out the purple, talking, miniature monstrosity that is the titular character, and it merely scrapes the bottom of the barrel instead of bursting through it, penetrating miles of bedrock, chasing Satan from Hell.