Grindhouse... not so gory as we were led to believe!

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

I just want to say I was surprised, Grindhouse is not as gory as we were all led to believe, no, not at all! I mean there are absolutely NO scenes at all of testicles being cut off, stomped on, and squished! There are no scenes of that in the movie at all! There are also NO scenes in the movie of a woman being stabbed in the crotch with a knife! There are also no scenes of people's skin sliding off their bones, there are also no scenes of peoples heads being blown off by shotguns or split in half with swords. Nope, nothing like that at all in the movie Grindhouse. There are also no scenes at all in grindhouse of zombies being chopped up and splattered everywhere. And no, there are also no scenes in this movie at all of people vomiting up their intestines. So, if you're a fan of blood and gore, don't see Grindhouse, because you won't find any there!   

[gbeenie]

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[MrTorso]

I really can't wait to watch this flick on a Playstation 3.

[MarkAndrew]

I can't tell, is JST serious or sarcastic?  Ah well, I'll probably end up watching it anyway...Haven't missed a QT movie yet.

[Pak-Man]

I do believe it's opposite day. :^)

[Moe_13]

you mean you DON'T believe its opposite day. :-(

[homerjayla]

I'll rent it when it comes on DVD.

[ScottotD]

Why wait that long?

. And no, there are also no scenes in this movie at all of people vomiting up their intestines.

That on it's own, I need to see.

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

The Preceding Post Has Been Rated NC-17 By The Motion Picture Association of America.

The MPAA doesn't rate posts on forums.

[Quicksilver]

ok I assuming this is opposite day, which is rather upsetting. I do not mind gore, however my girlfriend that finally agreed to see this movie with me, does not. This does not bode well for me. She has loved every QT movie, except reservoir dogs, which I will admit that was a rather rough movie to watch. Loved it, but it is disturbing. Puking up intestines huh...... SH%T 

What to do.......what to do.

[ScottotD]

a) Man up and go by yourself.
b) Lie to her.
c) Go with a friend.

[Sharktopus]

Yeah, the girlfriend's definitely not coming with me for this one.

a) Man up and go by yourself.

Going to a movie by yourself is one of the saddest things on Earth.

[ScottotD]

You're sitting in the dark, what difference does it make?  It's not like going to a restaurant on your own.

Do you also worry people will think you're gay if you sit in the seat next to a male friend?

[Sharktopus]

You're sitting in the dark, what difference does it make?

Do you also worry people will think you're gay if you sit in the seat next to a male friend?

No, in fact I think it's really funny when people think we're gay, because it annoys the hell out of my homophobic roommate.

But I do worry about how lame I look when I can't muster up a single friend to go the movies with me. I do not want to be that guy. Besides, who will I make snarky comments to?

[ScottotD]

You should definitely only see good movies on your own, maybe it's because I'm an only child but it's never bothered me.