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Started by Miku Fan, February 08, 2015, 06:39:13 PM

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QuoteTake 15% off for April Fools' Day with coupon code FOOLISH - today only! No joke!

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Pak-Man

Use the code KICKSTARTERLOVE this weekend to get 20% off anything except today's release!

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Pak-Man

Hmm. They did say that, but they posted the code in a non-backer-only update. It's only for the weekend, like all their other promo codes. I think it's good, here.

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Cyber Tracker
Feature film · 2016

No, it’s not a spyware killing program from the early 2000s that, when downloaded, actually adds MORE spyware to your computer. This Cyber Tracker is a robot policeman designed through a shady coll…

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett




Cyber Tracker! No, it's not a spyware killing program from the early 2000s that, when downloaded, actually adds MORE spyware to your computer. This Cyber Tracker is a robot policeman designed through a shady collaboration between the shady government and a shady corporation, and those usually work out pretty well in movies.

But this isn't just any Terminator knockoff, it's far weirder than that. Taking on the vaguely cyborg, not-vaguely hairless menace is Don "The Dragon" Wilson. Don "The Dragon" is an actual martial arts expert but not an actual dragon, or actor. He is a hired bodyguard, who immediately turns on his evil bosses when he notices he's taking orders from an Australian bro with a permed mullet. Don "The D" escapes to join a revolutionary group headed by a newscaster who just happens to also be a top-level hacker because sure, why not. Will they fall for each other while tracking the Tracker? First Don will have to get over his lost wife, who only comes up occasionally and is maybe dead but maybe just left him because he sucks, you'll have to watch to find out!

Truly the Geo Tracker of 90s robot movies, with an ending you really, REALLY won't see coming, log on with Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Cyber Tracker!


Cyber Tracker
Feature film · 2016

No, it’s not a spyware killing program from the early 2000s that, when downloaded, actually adds MORE spyware to your computer. This Cyber Tracker is a robot policeman designed through a shady coll…

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett
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d00hickey

Oh my god, my prayers have been answered. I saw this movie as a kid and have been searching for it for years. I don't know if I can wait until tonight to watch it.

Johnny Unusual

The same thing will happen to me if these guys do "Homewrecker".  Or "The Peanut Butter Solution".

Pak-Man

If they ever get around to Double Dragon I will go home sick that day.

d00hickey

It's not really a movie I love, but I saw it long ago and it left an impression on me. Still haven't had a chance to watch it unfortunately.

Edward J Grug III

FINE

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