Favorite lines

[Darth Geek]

Alien. Directed by Ridley's redneck cousin Pooter Scott.

I wish the producers of this movie had a little more casting practice.

Ow my crotch! Ow, what's left of my crotch! Ow, my former crotch! Ow, the goo that used to be my crotch!

Soundtrack by The Director's Girlfriend Is In A Band Band.

Welcome to Skywalker Ranch!

He makes Willie Nelson look dewy.

Off to the Marcy D'Arcy lookalike convention.

[Miku Fan]

Suck worm.