South Park Studio (Updated)

[Sharktopus]

I'm not all that into the show, and this South Park Character Creator is nothing new, but fun nonetheless. Because I'm bored, I want to know what you'd all look like as South Park characters. Humor me. I'll start:



This is remarkably similar to what I actually look like, although my real lightsaber is, in fact, purple. Coincidentally my body type is almost exactly the same as the South Park kids. And yes, I cheated and added the Zeppelin runes and title in PhotoShop. It's allowed - I say so.

I expect at least a dozen hilarious South Park-style Riffaholics by the time I log on next, so get cracking. And ladies? After spending entirely too much time playing with this I discovered there are boob lines* on the second page under "everything else" - they're above the headphones. You wouldn't want to be anatomically incorrect.




*  "Boob lines" is a medical term, in case you were wondering.

[AmandaGal]

Well, even though it looks nothing like me here is my South Park image.  It's like my Mii.  It looks nothing like me either but it's as good as I can get.



*and I confer, as a medical professional, I use the term boob lines at least 7 times a day...at least I will now 

[mrbasehart]

You work in the medical profession, yet wield dual swords...  Remind me never to get sick or injured where you live.

[AmandaGal]

Those are scalpels...yeah {ahrem}  Which is almost as scary because I'm a pharmacy student (non-student in one month, huzzah!) and have no need to slice anyone open. 

I have always wanted a sword though.  All I have in real life is a leatherman.

[BathTub]

I think you did fairly well.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I have always wanted a sword though.  All I have in real life is a leatherman.

Make sure you don't spend more than $50 if you buy a replica, because it's all they're worth - trust me.

Anyway.... me, as a South Park guy, taking advantage of the rules set down by Sharktopus.




The horror...

[BathTub]

Well there is no Cartman mode, so this is the best I could do. fairly accurate otherwise.

[Sharktopus]

Gah, you're paler than I am!  I was gonna use that skin color, but then you can't see my sleepy eyelids, and they're a big part of the mystique that is le Sharktopus.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Gah, you're paler than I am!  I was gonna use that skin color, but then you can't see my sleepy eyelids, and they're a big part of the mystique that is le Sharktopus.

I'm pretty damn pale. My skin glares in direct sunlight enough to hurt  your eyes if you look at it. There's my proud northern European heritage at work for you...  I'm build for stalking the dark forests of northern Germany, not quite so much doing anything in direct sunlight for more than... 15 minutes.

[AmandaGal]

Do you glow under black light? I chaperon this Halloween thing every year with these teenagers and last year, we had a new kid who was so pale that parts of him literally glowed under the blacklight.  It was the freakiest thing I had ever seen in my life.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I don't know.. I've never been under a blacklight that I can remember. I vaguely remember being under one as a kid and being amazed that my socks glowed.

[Pak-Man]

Here's me. :^)

[RobtheBarbarian]

Goatees seem to be popular among the Rifftrax men. Hmmm...

[Dim of the Yard]

That's about as accurate as I could make it.  Five minute Photoshop job and everything.  Fun times.  Sorry to break up the goatee trend going here.

[Sharktopus]

We'd make such a better cartoon than those screwed up kids from South Park.