What did you L.E.A.R.N.?

[Trekker4747]

That's Lessons Enlightened After a Rifftrax Night.

I've not yet watched it, but as soon as the DVD's done burning, the pizza's here and the beer kicks in, it's show time!

[ManUnderMask]

I learned that Rifftrax watches a lot of Freeundergroundtv.com as a lot of their recent releases I saw on those old horror host shows they show, including this one.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that 5:00 in the morning looks a lot like 7:00 in the morning.

[Sideswipe]

Horses love coffee.

[LuvBJones]

So much perm solution.

[Trekker4747]

I learned where the robot Screech had on "Saved by the Bell" got his start in cinema.

[Kenotic]

I learned that someone had a contest to see how many Beach Boys songs could get referenced in one scene.

[Miku Fan]

I learned that crates at gas stations have trap doors that lead to underground escape tunnels.  Also learned that yes!  Mike said Rotor rides a rotorcycle.

[RockSiren]

I learned that ideal cyborg design is that of a female wrestler with a mullet. 

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Bill is an arsonist.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that in skeletal form R.O.T.O.R. likes to do T'ai Chi, that or really lame club-dancing.  Could be both, actually.

I learned that when your prototype robotic cop isn't expected to be put into service for a few years to a couple of decades you still need to assign it a locker and a fully fueled motorcycle.

You robotic cop needs a cop-stache.

It's a good idea to assume that, in spite of what the last 50,000 years or so have shown, that humanity is doomed for self-destructive anarchy. So given that assumption build a cop that'll murder you over minor traffic violations and will put everything else aside to murder you if you also happened to be in the car at the same time.

This may be a prequel to the David Carradine Future Force/Zone movies.  Yes, David Carradine was a R.O.T.OR.!  The design went through a few changes between the prototype and the production-line models.

[Darth Geek]

I learned you can have a character so misogynistic even Andrew Dice Clay would turn the role down.

[Sideswipe]

Dallas has a vastly different definition of traffic jams than everyone else in the world.  Also the Dallas PD should really lease out the use of some of its colossal vacant parking garage.

[Darth Geek]

Dallas has a vastly different definition of traffic jams than everyone else in the world.  Also the Dallas PD should really lease out the use of some of its colossal vacant parking garage.

I like to imagine that the police force had a much larger amount of patrol cars. But the Blues Brothers came through town, and, well...

[TriffRax]

I learned that KILL ALL LAWBREAKERS is a perfectly acceptable Prime Directive for a highly experimental police robot prototype.