Jokes for Chapter One

[Just Some Guy]

In an appalling oversight, the chapter jokes included in the readme never include a joke for Chapter 1.  When I reauthor the DVD's I have been putting in chapter selection menus just so I can get those extra jokes down somewhere, but I am left with a hole for Chapter 1.  I could just leave it as "Chapter 1", but I've been putting my own joke in that first slot.  I thought I would throw the floor open to everyone (and let The Powers That Be know that at least one person would like one more joke in the readme): what joke would you use for the very first chapter of the rifftrax films?

Keep in mind they usually open on the production company logos so my jokes are typically something that fits the entire movie or the film's title.

For my most recent reauthor, Firewall, I used: "Throw me the script; I'll throw you the whip!"  (I used "Get off my screen!" as the Play Movie button).