What things in a past life did you learn?

[space_mutiny]

I learned that if you keep a gorilla captive in your house (and why wouldn't you?), you should make sure that said gorilla is close enough to your marital bed to be completely audible at all times.

I learned that a tarantula is just as deadly as a lion or an elephant. Which really is true, if you have a husband who totally wigs out and shoves you as hard as humanly possible whenever he sees a tarantula.

I learned that Ed Wood is not a very good film maker. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this before.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Ed Wood is not a very good film maker. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this before.

FWIW, Ed Wood didn't make this movie, he only wrote it.

I learned that your movie title "Bride and the Beast" need only to bookend the movie with such a notion the rest can just kinda be filler with hypnosis and some bizarre safari honeymoon.

[space_mutiny]

FWIW, Ed Wood didn't make this movie, he only wrote it.

Well, he wasn't very good at writing movies, either

Also, I forgot the most important thing I learned: 110,000 Chinese are living in trees.

[TriffRax]

I learned that Lance Fuller just will not act.

[Lembach]

I learned that Lance Fuller just will not act.

You single-stomach, micro-cephalic bilobes.

[TriffRax]

I also learned that Lance Fuller is the guy you get when you can't afford John Agar.

[abosch]

I learned that the character Laura wears high-heels to bed.

[dbsommer]

It seems beastiality isn't a bad thing if you were that animal in a previous life.

And now i feel unclean just writing that.