!! 20 QUESTIONS - 3/23/07 !!

[Tarantulas]

WAS IT MAJOR DAD!??!?!?

[6079SmithW]

Aw, crap. I don't want to buy a whole damn box set.

You don't have to.

Yeah, and lots of video rental places rent the DVD's individually too

Bah, don't placate me with your precious 'logic' and 'being reasonable.' I have DVDs for almost all of the other rifftrax, and this one will be difficult to manage. Therefore I am irritated.

(Not really, I'm more upset that it's only gonna be half as long as the others. Oh, and that I don't watch Lost, so I get the feeling I'll be missing a lot of jokes.)

[the long undertow]

The mods have decided that the winners of free trax shall be:

Dignan, for first addressing the LOST idea
Chris Hanel for causing the most laughter around the office
and Gammer for askign the winning question

What about me?  I copied and pasted the winning question.

[leeving]

this may be an interesting DVD reauthor job...never had to mess with a tv show before.

[JonnyFrag]

It is fine Sir Waddles, nothing to be ashamed of. I was asking Tarantulas tha other day if he enjoyed Episode 2, Attack of the Clobes....

[Tarantulas]

MAJOR DAD

[Compound]

Well, heck. I'm going to fire off the rest of my prepared bits, just because I wrote 'em and I want people to see them.

Lo, mighty Sir Waddles, I call upon thee to answer this! Waddles, who answers questions as
easily as he send his rippling right arm thrusting forth, to send a steel shod blade to burst
through an enemy's vital organ. Waddles! Whose shock of fiery black feathers tosses robustly in
the humid air currents as he faces his countless enemies! Waddles, whose emerald green orbs
glare lustily for the blood of his enemies struggling before his chestnut swirled mount!
Sir Waddles, who lead a quest to the Noregolian city of Gorzam, hoping to discover wine,
women, and adventure to boil the wild blood coarsing through his savage veins! Sir Waddles,
who strode into the malevolent temple and spied upon the statue of the evil walrus god,  
gaping from a single obling socket a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a
brilliant gemseeming to possess a life all of its own.  A priceless gleaming stone,
capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the priceless Eye of Argon.
I ask of you a boon! Answer me this! ....

* * * *

For Compound stood upon the hill, raised his grenade and said, "Sir Waddles.  
bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits,
in thy mercy. And Sir Waddles did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths
and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
... Er ... oh, yes ... and Sir Waddles spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more,no less.  Three shalt be the number
thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.  Four shalt thou
not count,neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out.  Once the number three, being the third number,be reached, then lobbest
thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Waddles towards thou foe, who being naughty in my
sight, shall snuff it." And then he asked, ...

* * * *

Waddles, oh Waddles, my heart is a mess. I don't have feathers all over my chest.

Waddles, my Waddles your feet may be cold
But I know your heart burns hot as a coal
It burns with the love only penguins can feel
Waddles... Is our love real???

My Waddles, I'll never let those orcas around your ice floe, but you know that don't you?
I can see it in your beady little eyes! If you high-center on your rock, Waddles, I'll
be there to help you down. Although I'm not sure how that would happen, since you're a penguin.

A walrus isn't your fate, friend. You'll always fly free! Waddles, as long as you have me!

5, 6, 7, 8  Waffles...

Waddles!

Waddles, oh Waddles, you fine little fella. Even though you gave the whole family salmonella.

[leeving]

(Not really, I'm more upset that it's only gonna be half as long as the others. Oh, and that I don't watch Lost, so I get the feeling I'll be missing a lot of jokes.)

the 2 parts of the pilot is about  90 minutes total.

[dignan]

Hooray!  I won something!  And I have season 1 already!  Thanks!!  

[James of LinHood]

this may be an interesting DVD reauthor job...never had to mess with a tv show before.

I'm thinking the same thing.  Ripping the episodes to my computer won't be hard.  Putting both episodes on one disc in sync will be the challenging part for me.

[gammer]

The mods have decided that the winners of free trax shall be:

Dignan, for first addressing the LOST idea
Chris Hanel for causing the most laughter around the office
and Gammer for askign the winning question

What about me?  I copied and pasted the winning question.

Well since ChrisHanel is getting a prize already...then I give you my prize!...enjoy

MODS: Please make note that I am giving my free rifftrax to the long undertow

[6079SmithW]

The mods have decided that the winners of free trax shall be:

Dignan, for first addressing the LOST idea
Chris Hanel for causing the most laughter around the office
and Gammer for askign the winning question

What about me?  I copied and pasted the winning question.

Well since ChrisHanel is getting a prize already...then I give you my prize!...enjoy

Geez, you're anxious to give stuff away, aren't you?

[gammer]

The mods have decided that the winners of free trax shall be:

Dignan, for first addressing the LOST idea
Chris Hanel for causing the most laughter around the office
and Gammer for askign the winning question

What about me?  I copied and pasted the winning question.

Well since ChrisHanel is getting a prize already...then I give you my prize!...enjoy

Geez, you're anxious to give stuff away, aren't you?

He's new and I've already won free rifftrax b4.

Also, have you seen my pic in my signature?   

[Dirty Smelly Anteater]

MAJOR DAD

Major Dad starts with an M, whatever this is comes between H and L.  Also, I think Major Dad is technically a comedy.

[JonnyFrag]

Oh come now...you've never watched Major Dad....not one shred of comedy


Gerald mcRainey coming in every day, smelling of Delta Burke....