!! 20 QUESTIONS - 3/23/07 !!

[JonnyFrag]

Dearest Minister Waddles, it is an honour to have such a fine chance to ask you these questions. Surely, in your befeathered goodness, you will find time to answer us our queries. For all the fish in the seas and in thine lakes, was the film made prior to 2005? It is in your good natured replies that we will find our joyous answers. May all your days go swimmingly!

[Tarantulas]

Thanks for the 246 post freebie j-dizzle!

[gammer]

Just a quick question about the process here...but since we are asking DaPenquin the questions, should he be the one to respond?
JProof...I'm looking in your direction!!

[zeyguy]

One last question then I'll shut up. Where is the page that updates with all the hints as they are answered in this thread?

/definitely gonna lurk this time around

[Tarantulas]

J-proof / Da Penguin / Disembaudio

3 great tastes in one!

[DaPenguin]

Dearest Minister Waddles, it is an honour to have such a fine chance to ask you these questions. Surely, in your befeathered goodness, you will find time to answer us our queries. For all the fish in the seas and in thine lakes, was the film made prior to 2005? It is in your good natured replies that we will find our joyous answers. May all your days go swimmingly!

8. Verily...Yes

[Pak-Man]

Da Penguin has been advised only to answer questions through his lawyers. He made the dubious choice of choosing  the Mods as his lawyers. :^)

[gammer]

One last question then I'll shut up. Where is the page that updates with all the hints as they are answered in this thread?

/definitely gonna lurk this time around

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=2825.0

[Pak-Man]

That's it for me. I expect us to know the next 'trax when I get off work in an hour 45. :^)

[Compound]

Sir Waddles, he who is the Heir to the Crown of Essex, I ask a simple question of your most
noble penguinage. You, who aptly commanded the vast figher array of the PSS Stargazer. You,
who's leadership commands and shapes all of the cadet crews of the vast Navys of Peguins.
Sir Waddles, who single handledly negiotiated a peace treaty between two warring nations by
brilliantly locking the negotiators in a closet until they came to terms. Sir Waddles, whose
love of the common penguin is greater than his vast desire for strawberry juice. Sir Waddles,
who upon his defeat of the evil walrusian fleet who preyed upon his fellow penguins, proudly
emblazoned unto the hull of the Walrusian flagship, "I was beaten by a bunch of Penguins", I
ask you simply, does the title of the film, not including "A", "an" or "the" preceed the letter "H"?

[DaPenguin]

Sir Waddles, he who is the Heir to the Crown of Essex, I ask a simple question of your most
noble penguinage. You, who aptly commanded the vast figher array of the PSS Stargazer. You,
who's leadership commands and shapes all of the cadet crews of the vast Navys of Peguins.
Sir Waddles, who single handledly negiotiated a peace treaty between two warring nations by
brilliantly locking the negotiators in a closet until they came to terms. Sir Waddles, whose
love of the common penguin is greater than his vast desire for strawberry juice. Sir Waddles,
who upon his defeat of the evil walrusian fleet who preyed upon his fellow penguins, proudly
emblazoned unto the hull of the Walrusian flagship, "I was beaten by a bunch of Penguins", I
ask you simply, does the title of the film, not including "A", "an" or "the" preceed the letter "H"?

9. Nay I say!

[SmilinJackRoss]

O fate!  Such a winding road!  What is this brilliance that has been bestowed upon doth Roundtable?  It can only be Sir Waddles, whose majestic black coat shines as brightly as his wisdom!  Whose beak is as sharp as his mind!  Da Penguin, you may not have the ability to fly with yonder eagles, but with your head stretched upwards and flippers akimbo you instead soar among the Gods!  I am but a simple servant with a question for you, penguin sir, so that we may be enlightened by your boundless knowledge...Is it rated R?

[DaPenguin]

O fate!  Such a winding road!  What is this brilliance that has been bestowed upon doth Roundtable?  It can only be Sir Waddles, whose majestic black coat shines as brightly as his wisdom!  Whose beak is as sharp as his mind!  Da Penguin, you may not have the ability to fly with yonder eagles, but with your head stretched upwards and flippers akimbo you instead soar among the Gods!  I am but a simple servant with a question for you, penguin sir, so that we may be enlightened by your boundless knowledge...Is it rated R?

10. Verily, as I believeth that children are our future, that we shouldst teach them well and let them leadeth the way.... the answer is NO

[ChrisHanel]

The Penguin, I seek you out once again. I thank you for offering me anything from the shrine of refrigeration, and I must decline your act of hospitality, for I shall not dally long. I must bask in your infinite knowledge and then be gone hence, for I will attempt to ask you another question in four turns of the question and answer!

As the day is long, as the seas are great, as Tom Cruise's insanity knows no bounds, so too are your works of greatness.

So i feel confident that you shall speak truth when I ask you: Is the film in question a story about romance of the most greusome variety?

(and with that i'm not asking any more questions, gonna focus on figuring this out. Let some other pre-250's have fun.)

[DaPenguin]

The Penguin, I seek you out once again. I thank you for offering me anything from the shrine of refrigeration, and I must decline your act of hospitality, for I shall not dally long. I must bask in your infinite knowledge and then be gone hence, for I will attempt to ask you another question in four turns of the question and answer!

As the day is long, as the seas are great, as Tom Cruise's insanity knows no bounds, so too are your works of greatness.

So i feel confident that you shall speak truth when I ask you: Is the film in question a story about romance of the most greusome variety?

(and with that i'm not asking any more questions, gonna focus on figuring this out. Let some other pre-250's have fun.)

..... 11. NO