Complete the Quote [with a Funny]

[UncleDesmond]

RULES: 1 point for giving the actual completed quote and 100,000points for a funnier version.

Crappy example: "Roses are red / Violets are blue..."

"Allergies will / Have a different effect on you." [Told you it was crap: you can do better]

Here's the next one:

"We have nothing to fear but..."

[Sideswipe]

We have nothing to fear but guys who wear No Fear t shirts.

The good of the many outweighs the needs of...

[Johnny Unusual]

Carl.

A stitch in time saves...

[Darth Geek]

A stitch in time saves from having tears in the fabric of reality.

One fish, two fish, red fish, ...

[UncleDesmond]

"....aaaand I think you've had enough to drink Mr Scheider."


Next: "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

[Darth Geek]

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask "Where the bitches at?"

Of three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second...

[Sideswipe]

Of three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, he was a slobbery bitch lacking all traces of masculinity.

Freedom is the right of all...

[UncleDesmond]

...Duck Hunters to say what the hell they like.

Next: "I'm....too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy for my shirt / ...."

[Johnny Unusual]

But most people are for "Who farted" shirts.

"God bless us, every..."

[UncleDesmond]

...time we sneeze.

Next up: "Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me..."

[Johnny Unusual]

...is appropriate and 'borrow me' is not.  OK?!"

Next:  "I left my heart in..."

[Sideswipe]

the seventh circle of hell.

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely..."

[Darth Geek]

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when the plot requires him to.


"It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done..."

[UncleDesmond]

"...as host of Saturday Night Live"

Next: "I come to bury Caesar, not.."

[Johnny Unusual]

"Little Caesar's.  Pizza Pizza!"

Next, from the pen of Leonard Cohen: "Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah..."