Welcome to me!

[Adacat]

I'm new, but harmless.  My wit is inversely proportional to my shoe size.  13, thanks for asking.

Greetings from Seattle.



-Adacat (the anti-emoticon)

[RandyMistie]

HEY!  Good to have you onboard!  Welcome.

[mrbasehart]

I'm new, but harmless.

Don't you mean mostly harmless? 

Welcome!

[Thom_Serveaux]

My wit is inversely proportional to my shoe size.  13, thanks for asking.

Yeah but is that in US or European measurements? ...and is your wit larger or smaller by said inverse proportion?  Ah well, back to business...

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Adacata Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[Brak]

Welcome sir to the forums. Hope you enjoy your time here.