Favorite Lines

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Ma'am, this is the Butterball Turkey Hotline...

[Trekker4747]

Today's special is beer-battered lettuce!

[Darth Geek]

Filmed on location in three *beep* rooms!

[CJones]

"Yes Norman, you're confused again."

He can't tell the difference between the Ghostbusters cartoon and the Real Ghostbusters cartoon.

[andyp1986]

When hotel manager Dennis Franz says, "No reason to be scared, sweetheart. I manage this dump." and Mike says "Pardon me, I gotta go manage a dump."


Or when Norman's repainting the motel and he keeps looking at the Bates house thinking he sees 'mother' watching him. So Bill and Kevin do their 'Mother' Bates voices:

"Norman! There's a paint sprayer in the basement! The hell's the matter with you!?"
"You'd better not bring that whore of a paintbrush or that slutty paint can in the house!"

[Beyond the Riff]

Never could get those Martin Balsam stains out of the carpet....

[Trekker4747]

When hotel manager Dennis Franz says, "No reason to be scared, sweetheart. I manage this dump." and Mike says "Pardon me, I gotta go manage a dump."


Or when Norman's repainting the motel and he keeps looking at the Bates house thinking he sees 'mother' watching him. So Bill and Kevin do their 'Mother' Bates voices:

"Norman! There's a paint sprayer in the basement! The hell's the matter with you!?"
"You'd better not bring that whore of a paintbrush or that slutty paint can in the house!"

And them Mike's focus on the continuity problems with the paint and Norman painting with a dry brush. :lol:

[PontiusFeeb]

"It's Lady Lila Loomis of Lower Lapland!"

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

[Norman shakes poisoned tea] "Hope you like toenails!"

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

Also, the whole wall-anus thing. I can't get the word "wall-anus," out of my head.

[CJones]

That kid lost to Pak-Man again?! I'm on the edge man!!

[Trekker4747]

This is the second riff where the back ground video game noise caused one of the riffers to get distracted. The other one I recall is Mike and Super Mario 3 in "Cool as Ice."

[smoresman]

*Groaaan*

"Oh, hi Norman."