Favorite lines screeched by a loud girl going through Peter Bradyesque puberty.

[Trekker4747]

Or, you know, lines.

[losingmydignity]

The amber alert one. Although I have to say I've never felt close to applauding leaving a twelve year old child alone on the side of the road before.

[CJones]

"Hi it's Chris Lemon. Having a party and need some old guys."

Should've seen that one coming.

[Mark A. Siefert]

"'Old-boy clique of perverts.' That's how I start all my letters to Congress."

[Kilmeister]

"Ace hiding spot fellows, really putting that Russian spy training to work."

And

Most inept security guards in history: "Get us more help, they're getting through..."

Bill: "We did the least we could"

[Darth Geek]

WHY IS MY SIGN IN ENGLISH! WHY IS MY SIGN IN ENGLISH!

Fence cutting budget NOT approved!

Loved the extended singing by Kevin during the sneaking into the computer room scene. A very Servo-esque moment.

Hey, why haven't you disarmed me yet? I'm a chemist.

[Bob]

"Ace hiding spot fellows, really putting that Russian spy training to work."

And

Most inept security guards in history: "Get us more help, they're getting through..."

Bill: "We did the least we could"

That and the other lines they gave those guards made me stop the DVD twice I was laughing so hard.

[Thrifty Version II]

All the lines about the girl's horrible voice had me in stitches.

[Trekker4747]

"Kid, shush! Planes are dropping out of the sky!"

[eegah]

All of the riffs regarding the "bigger than a <censored> on Sunday" line.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Whelp, it's Sunday. Better go down to the hogs and get my measurin stick.

[smoresman]

Firehead's daughter is ready for her first date. But is Firehead???

[SkepticalIdealist]

Oh, so many...

Spoiler

• Sorry, I was exposed to gamma rays and now I have HULK VOICE!!! Comes and goes, it's a VERY DIFFICULT CONDITION!!! Say HI to your LOVELY CHILDREN for me!
• (The president! Assassination!) Buttons!
• (Nothing is EVER out of my control!) Sorry, lost control there.
• And they leaned against the electric fence and died.
• He assembled farm fuck?
• (Jesus Christ, what is it?) Looks like a tarp. (Yennesht.) Okay...and "Yennesht" to you too, I guess.
• Wait, you can open fire on women and children? How come nobody told me? I've been petitioning to do that for years!
• Head five feet to the right. You'll be much safer there.
• (Ivan's unpredictable.) One minute he's Terrible, the next he's Great...
• (What about the old watchman?) Ah, you make a good point. Discussion over!

I'd better stop before I give away the whole movie.

[MST3Kgirl]

I too loved the extended signing part by Kevin. Good stuff.

[Darth Geek]

I too loved the extended signing part by Kevin. Good stuff.

I love those "Servo moments" like that. Although, I would probably pay for a riff where he just sobs uncontrollably the entire time, so...