Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?

[Mark A. Siefert]

I learned that Vanilla Ice speaks Ewok.

Yub, yub.

[Darth Geek]

Well, he does look creepy when he blinks.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

So she fell in love (in like a few days, mind you) with a guy who:

-Caused her horse to throw her off, meaning she could have ended up like Christopher Reeve
-Has no problem stealing her organizer
-Damn near sexually assaults her on a dance floor
-Breaks in her house and drips Ice on her lips
-Rides her around on his bike with no helmet
-Appears to have no job
-Wears clothes like he dressed in the dark
-Jumps over a car hood, meaning he put all of them in danger of crashing

The more I think about it, I think 'Cool as Ice' was a Lifetime movie script about an abusive boyfriend that they turned into a Vanilla Ice vehicle.

[Trekker4747]

Really, as Kevin said, him sneaking in to a teenage girl's (who's STILL in high school!) bedroom and dripping ice into her mouth (causing fog breath?!) while she sleeps is worth half a dozen or so restraining orders.

[Thrifty]

I learned that there is a movie I hate more than 'North'.

I learned that there are romances stupider than Bella and Edward.

I learned that the movie cliche "Nice girl with jerk boyfriend meets and falls in love with nice guy, conflict ensues" does not work when the "nice guy" is an even bigger jerk than the current boyfriend.

I learned that women find it romantic when someone you just met breaks into your house and climbs into your bed.

[abosch]

I learned that a certain Mr Bieber looks more and more similar to Vanilla Ice every day...

[fodder650]

Funny I've been thinking Mr Bieber is turning into a modern day Michael Jackson. Between the glove, the monkey, and just how he acts.

[BathTub]

I was blown away by just how terrible this movie is. It was just so bad.

[eegah]

I was blown away by just how terrible this movie is. It was just so bad.

Power Glove bad, or bad bad?

[RoninFox]

I was blown away by just how terrible this movie is. It was just so bad.

Power Glove bad, or bad bad?

I don't understand the distinction.

[BathTub]

It was just a truly horrible film. Inept on pretty much all levels.