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Started by Johnny Unusual, May 26, 2013, 04:51:22 AM

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Johnny Unusual

It's a pretty generic name game, but the premise is this:

In the old days, porn parodies tried to get clever titles.  Today, not so much.  I miss the days of Edward Penishands of Muffy the Vampire Layer.  So we are making our own.  But I don't want to just limit it to porn.  That's why it's porn title-style and not just porn title game.

For example, topics could be porn versions of 20th century literature (Atlas Plugged, Catcher in the Pie), Boring Versions of Popular movies (Night of the Regular Dead, Star Ceasefire Treaties) or dog versions of Twlight Zone episodes (Terrier at 20,000 Feet, It's a Good Boy)

Let's start with 20th Century Literature Porn
Atlas Plugged
Catcher in the Pie
The Great Twatsby
The Talented Mr Ribbed-ly
Grab-at-me's Stain-Blow by Thomas Pincher

Feel free to continue the subject or change it to something else whenever you feel like it.

RVR II

Changing this to what ever we like could be riskae.. *BOIYOIYOINGGG!!!* :P

Robert Reed


Johnny Unusual

Uh... the idea is too

A) make up your own titles
B) the current premise is 20th century literature.

Mrs. Dick Courier

hey, its still funny and it is Rex Reed, he may give thread  a bad revieww.

And just how naughty can I be here?  I'll start light.

The House of Muff
Opticians are easy on the eyes

Johnny Unusual

The Postman Always Rings 69 Times
Brides Giving Head Revisited
Of Inhuman Bondage (this probably exists)
On the Load by Jack Cares-for-whack...ing...off
The Bridge of San Luis Boo-tay
The Heart is a Lonely Cunter
To the Light-ho
The Grapes of Wrath

Mrs. Dick Courier

That answers my question

Lord of the cock rings
Opticians are easy on the eyes

Mrs. Dick Courier

The Jungle...of dicks
Opticians are easy on the eyes

Mrs. Dick Courier

Opticians are easy on the eyes

Robert Reed

Oh whoops.


The Once and Future Kink
The Fists of Avalon
A Connecticut Wanking in King Arthur's Court

RVR II


Mrs. Dick Courier

Opticians are easy on the eyes

Johnny Unusual

Let's change the subject:

Christian versions of porn films:

Debbie Makes a Pilgrimage to Dallas
Emmanuel in Church
Deep Faith

RVR II

Naughty Humming Catholic School Girls

Robert Reed

Behind the Green Vestibule
Deep Inside Mary Magdalene