Favorite. Line?

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Is this Cougar Town?

[Trekker4747]

Anytime they harped on Emmet for speaking.

[Rainbow Dash]

"My life as a human is over..."

"One could argue it never began"

[Cubiclewarrior]

It's like a full-body mustache

[Lemming Howard]

Line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...line...and  line.  I think I got the count right.

[Lemming Howard]

Meep-meep,  meep-meep,  meep-meep,..etc.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Spruce bark beetles! They're everywhere!

[ManUnderMask]

The thing about nicknaming the child after the Loch Ness Monster. That was a riff, right?

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Sadly, that was in the book and the screenplay...

[ManUnderMask]

No. You're joking right. Yeah. You're joking. Nothing that stupid could possibly be in the book and script. I mean sure, the whole thing is stupid, but that HAD to be a riff. Oh God, you're not joking. Oh God, it was really in the book and script! Oh God... I mean... how? Why? What... that... I just?....

[Thrifty]

This scene tested really well among guys who sit at the front of the bus and talk to the driver.

Damnit Emmett stop saying lines!

Suddenly I can't move normally like I have been through the whole movie.

I wish your Mom could be here for this, but she doesn't exist anymore.

Also the whole part about how a woman won't ditch the baby 3 days after childbirth and have sex with you in your brand new free house.

[Thrifty]

I loved the riffs about how the vampires were carrying out this conversation at seemingly normal volume even though they were standing 40 feet apart for some reason.

Carlisle and the King Vampire leap at each other to attack..
"Hang on, I wanna see how this plays out."

[Trekker4747]

"Touch her, you can feel her warmth."
"Not you, Jacob!"
"Aww, comeon!"

[blahnut]

Every riff about how easy it is to raise a baby.

Every riff on pedophilia.

Every riff about mustaches and beer.

Every riff about that sickening digital child.

Cerebro?

[CJones]

"Half mortal, half immortal"

Mike: So she'll live like 50% of forever.