I have a question about the NFL.

[Thrifty]

Where in the rules does it say that a dog CAN'T play football?  And why is the general manager of the Denver Broncos being such a dick about this?

[Bob]

A dog may not play, but a dog killer can be the Eagles QB.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Sorry, have to correct you.  That would be multiple dog killer.