The Harlem Triangle : The Cocktail

[LuvBJones]

By my calculations, Bermuda Triangle's Dr. McDrinkerson enjoyed (ON SCREEN - I have NO idea what happened after lights out) an average of five delicious J&B rocks/straight/Sterno/Marlboro and cornflakes beverages per day on a three day cruise. I'm calling a "drink" about six ounces of The Party Whiskey. For today's cocktail, pour 90 ounces (almost 3 quarts) of J&B into a large fish bowl.  Add one liter of Coke straight off the shelf (preferably the bottle you left under the sink from last summer). Garnish with a Princess phone and a defrosted squid. Enjoy with a straw or serve neat in tumblers. It's Steady-As-She-Goes as you repeat the phone numbers of your friends and family!


PRO TIP: Use the little bottles of imported Mexican coke for a vintage feel!