Tweeters Never Prosper

[Johnny Unusual]

An epic tale of comedian Kyle Kinane meeting the salsa robot!

http://storify.com/amezilla/kyle-kinane-vs-pace-picante?utm_source=embed_header

[Darth Geek]

@WilliamShatner : @GroovyBruce So I hear it's Ash Wednesday. How did you manage that? There's no Kirk Monday. ;-)

[RoninFox]

@WilliamShatner : @GroovyBruce So I hear it's Ash Wednesday. How did you manage that? There's no Kirk Monday. ;-)

...yet

[Sideswipe]

Once he becomes a hero in the Star Trek Wars, I am sure there will be!

[MrTorso]

I call intern shenanigans on that one! Does Shatner really know who Bruce Campbell is?

[Sideswipe]

Well, he does make some tasty soup!

[The Lurker]

Not posting it in the TV News thread since it hasn't been officially announced yet, but...

[BathTub]

It's their effort to keep Jay off welfare.

[Darth Geek]

From Mike's twitter:

Oatmeal: the food to eat if you find celery too spicy and exotic.

[RoninFox]

It's their effort to keep Jay off welfare.

Jay's actually doing awesome for himself.  Based on doing live podcasting and producing his own animated film he's become, like an adult and stuff.  Bought a house and everything.

[Darth Geek]

From Patton Oswalt's twitter:
"Master Blaster runs Heaventown."--Mickey Rooney climbing atop The Ultimate Warrior's shoulders in the afterlife.

[Johnny Unusual]

I love that one.  I also loved this one right before it.

"Um, okay..." -- St. Peter, as Mickey Rooney & The Ultimate Warrior approach the Pearly Gates

[Johnny Unusual]

The cancel Colbert controversy worked out pretty well for him. Well I happen to despise Asians. That is the WORST race! #cancelreview - Andy Daly

[Darth Geek]

(Thanks to @clarkgregg)

@SciencePorn: Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as s*#t.

[The Lurker]

Anyone know how to embed tweet onto the forums, other than from screenshots?