Tweeters Never Prosper

[Darth Geek]

Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we've been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, "Open Fuddruckers!"

[Johnny Unusual]

[Johnny Unusual]

[Edward J Grug III]

https://twitter.com/CulturalGutter/status/1257740844842565632

[goflyblind]

nearly every morning i open up twitter, one of the trending tags is x is over party. i never recognize the x, i don't know why they're over, and i haven't felt the need to click on it, but it is rather amusing that so many things are over and that we need to have a party about them.

[Johnny Unusual]

For those of you who said "Sure, he can act, but can Chris Sarandon read a Ninja Turtles colouring book?"

https://twitter.com/DinosaurDracula/status/1215686492804337665

[Darth Geek]

@DanRather
Perhaps Donald Trump doesn't like the Post Office because it delivers.