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CAP sins: Rise of the Machines on the Third Day

Started by Johnny Unusual, July 19, 2012, 06:46:20 PM

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Johnny Unusual

I'ma gonna highlight my favourites here and italicize awesome band names, followed by what genre they are):

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
action violence, some exceptionally graphic and invasive of the senses, frequent
field full of skulls (Black Metal)
motorcycle wreck (Psycho-Billy)
speeding
reckless driving, repeatedly
breaking and entering, repeatedly
car theft
firearm threats, repeatedly
licking blood, twice
beatings, repeatedly
pedestrian hit with truck, graphic
assault of police officer
vehicular violence, some exceptionally graphic and invasive of the senses, frequent
massive property destruction
injury gore and cyber gore, repeatedly
self cutting of flesh, graphic
kidnapping
various assault
threat to kill self with gun at head
RV theft
multiple murder victims
images of world-wide nuclear destruction

Impudence/Hate (I)
26 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
three uses of the most foul of the foul words
vulgar anatomical reference (I cheated, this is really more of an album title)

Sex/Homosexuality (S)
full female nudity, repeatedly
rear female nudity, repeatedly
adult in underwear (Emo Rock)
cohabitation for sex
exaggeration of female anatomy
full male nudity
rear male nudity
talk of teen immorality as expected and acceptable, repeatedly
many women lusting after nudity
strip dancing (nudity not seen) to excite

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
drinking
bar
teen drinking party (sort of like the Decemberists)
illegal drug use

Offense to God (O)
five uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and nine without
revelry

Murder/Suicide (M)
gunfire murder, repeatedly
murder by rotating tool (off screen with splatter)
impalement murder (arm through chest)
murder by blow to head
massive murders by gunfire

Darth Geek

I love how all these CAP sins lists do is make even the worst movie sound really cool.


Sideswipe

Come on JU, you missed some good ones.  I mean really, how do you miss "Impalement Murder"?!  That's totally a death metal band name.  What about "Licking Blood, Twice"  That's an emo band name if I ever heard one.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

goflyblind

dF = 0
d*F = J

RoninFox

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Danecho1967

Quote from: RoninFox on July 19, 2012, 07:48:22 PM
Quote from: goflyblind on July 19, 2012, 07:33:48 PM
which is the most foul word? ???

Belgium.
Love it.  But seriously, the supposed "most foul" word is in my sig.

I don't find it all that foul, really.  The word I think is far worse begins with "C" and rhymes with the best strategy when there are 45 minutes left in the game, you are up by 7, and it's 4th down and 15.


goflyblind

Quote from: Done-Echo on July 19, 2012, 07:57:21 PM
...the best strategy when there are 45 minutes left in the game, you are up by 7, and it's 4th down and 15.

look, i've told you i don't play quidditch.
dF = 0
d*F = J