What have we learned?

[Bob]

Just finished this masterpiece.

I learned that we were all far too hard on the Troll2 folks.

[macleod]

I couldn't agree more...I miss Nilbog

[Pak-Man]

I learned never to save little girls. They either explode and traumatize you, or are bait for some man-hating trap. Possibly both.

[Goshzilla]

I've learned its hard to take a bear suit seriously.

I've learned its possible to pour bees from a container/hive like honey into a helmet made for killing someone.

I've learned bees just naturally sting for whatever reason, which explains the "no not the bees, my eyes arghhh"

I still haven't learned howdy get burned.

I still haven't learned why I should keep my viewing Nic Cage vehicles to one film a decade.

[FrensaGeran]

I learned that when I find a room full of aborted or miscarried fetuses in bottles full of liquid, I shouldn't tell anyone. I shouldn't even panic or go "Holy !@#$ that is a table of fetuses in liquid suspension!!!"

[Bob]

I learned that when I plan on going out in the boonies, I probably should ask to borrow our police office's satelite phone instead of taking along a useless cell phone.

[Tyrant]

   I learned that if you get a private letter asking you to help find a missing girl, you should probably give that letter to the ACTIVE DUTY police force so they can send a search team.


   Honestly. He was off duty.

  I also learned that apperantly no one tries to find missing cops.

[FrensaGeran]

Yeah. He specifically told Pete ( <3 Pete) where he was going. He even probably got in a "HELP!" when Pete called towards the end.

Whoa. I'm analyzing the movie. 

[Bob]

Yeah. He specifically told Pete ( <3 Pete) where he was going. He even probably got in a "HELP!" when Pete called towards the end.

Whoa. I'm analyzing the movie. 

I know the feeling.........   At least we have the rifftrax to keep us company.   Imagine if you had seen this at the theater!

[PsypherPunk]

I learned that the word 'Produced by...Nicholas Cage' should set alarm bells ringing in future.

...that when making a film laced with misandrosy I should avoid any sense of irony whatsoever.

...that the whirring sound I can hear is Johnny Ramone, spinning in his grave.

[Code Name: Bobby Goldsboro Hair]

I learned that any woman who would have sex with me is just simply trying to get pregnant so she can lure me back to her lesbiany pagan cult to be a burnt offering to vague unnamed gods.

I also learned that when said woman tries to get back in contact with me many years later that I should trust my mustached, sex-offender police officer friend Pete and blow her off. After all I haven't seen her in like what. Forever.

[MarkAndrew]

If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.

[MarkAndrew]

We learned that some film make even Aeon Flux look like a masterpiece

Oh, I long for the silliness and Theron-ness of Aeon Flux after this turdburger of a film.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.

Make it three. Can never be too careful.

[Quicksilver]

If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.

Make it three. Can never be too careful.

in her case make it a wicker condom so she remembers ya.. ok, maybe I went to far