What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?

[MartyS (Gromit)]

 I learned that spiders are hexapods.  Wait, don't spiders have 8 legs? 

OK, I learned the people making this thing didn't know hexapod means 6 legs, or they didn't know spiders have 8 legs, and they didn't know much about editing, or directing, or music, or... OK, the people making this thing were idiots, there, that's what I learned...

[Lemming Howard]

I learned one guy with a hand gun can RULE THE WORLD!

[Action Batch]

I learned one guy with a hand gun can RULE THE WORLD!

And wow, can that guy stare off into space. That was probably the best 1,000 yard stare acting I've ever seen!

[losingmydignity]

I learned that a man (Pepe) in a hospital can have someone's flashback within their flashback (at least I think that's what happened, right?)

I learned that you can insert a shot of an asian man inserting a needle into a dummy's eyes anywhere in your film...oh, wait. Sorry.

I learned that giant killer spiders will sit like good little doggies if you just given them a nice bedroom screen to sit behind.

[eegah]

The top of mesas are covered with lush vegetation.

Oh, and:

Spoiler

[space_mutiny]

I learned that when you are part spider, you tend to stare at everyone and flop around on dirty cantina floors.

[Joe Molotov]

Is your movie filled with bad writing and acting? Just drown it all out with bad guitar music!

[LuvBJones]

To shamelessly paraphrase: when Jerry Warren saw this movie, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane.

[losingmydignity]

To shamelessly paraphrase: when Jerry Warren saw this movie, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane.

Cashiers de Cinema!

[TheUnabeefer]

I learned that you can't ever trust Asians.

...or did I miss the point of the movie?!

[CJones]

I can't claim to have seen every movie that exists, but I think I can reasonably conclude that this movie has the WORST SOUNDTRACK EVER.

[CJones]

I learned that it is literally impossible to disarm the crazy guy.

[freelancerNJ]

I learned the origin of a sample used in a drum n bass track that I've had in my library for years.

Your mileage may vary.

[Lembach]

I learned that all evil scientists only lair in places with "de la muerte" in the name.

[blahnut]

I learned that you can make a joke about flinging something other than poo.

You can make a joke about slinging semen too.