"WICKER MAN" INFO PAGE now available!

[Bob]

Netflix sent us just the unrated version. 

Wait, you guys were THAT afraid of the movie that no one your staff purchased it?!

[gbeenie]

Netflix sent us just the unrated version. 

Wait, you guys were THAT afraid of the movie that no one your staff purchased it?!

They probably had to wear special gloves to take it out of the envelope. I know I will.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

yeah but youll need special glasses so you cant see cough i mean so you can properly watch the movie.

[Pak-Man]

You just need a coffin full o' water like Daredevil has. :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

and then the riff will be FLAWLESS

[Bob]

Wow, the UPS guy just came and I now have in my hands "The Wicker Man".

I find it funny that Cage did not participate in the Audio commentary track that two of the other actors and director did.

OMG, check out this critic quote on the back.

"Profoundly disturbing, blood-chilling suspenser, fantasically creepy performances" - Kyle Smith NY Post

WTF?   Has Kyle been given his walking papers yet?    The only way he should not have had a bucket of bees poured IN HIS EYES, NOT HIS EYES is if his original NY Post really looked like this and Warner Home Video paraphrased.

" A Profoundly disturbing decision was made to release this stinkburger on the world.  Too bad it was not a blood-chilling suspenser, then I would have not felt like murder after watching this.   As a critic, I get to see movies for free, but if I had to pay, I would feel fantasically ripped-off.   This creepy movie will ensure that Cage will never be able to perform and certainly will not be in any more movies" - Kyle Smith NY Post

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Yahoo search of suspenser asks: Did you mean suspender? No I did not. That movie had nothing to pull itself up by.

[Bob]

Google search of suspenser asks: Did you mean suspender? No I did not. That movie had nothing to pull itself up by.

You dare to argue with the high and mighty KYLE?!?!?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Is he the guy that sat behind me in Junior Biology? And no, that class does not study the anatomy of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Junior.

[Bob]

OMG, part of the crew doing the commentary includes the COSTUME DESIGNER!

I can see her awesome contributions now:

"Well, I went with brown buttons in this scene, but switches to dark tan later in the movie".


The EDITOR is also included.   I am sure his comments will be:

"Hiccup, weresh, the beerz I wuz promised?   Hic!   You sure got a pretty face......ZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Commentary also featuring Grip #7 and Asst. to the Asst. to the Asst. of Kathy Bates....'s pedicurist. 

[PsypherPunk]

The RiffTrax was made from the unrated version.  Netflix sent us just the unrated version.  If you buy it from somewhere else, use the unrated disc/side.

Rifftrax! Brought to you by Netflix...literally!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Awwwww. This movie's island is set in Washington? Why must you encroach on my terrain, movie? That's #2 rifftrax that has been featured in the Evergreen state(the first being Firewall).

You guys got some sort of GRUDGE going on?

[RaoulDuke]

I'm still trying to decide to watch it before i watch it with the riff
iv seen the original and well yeah so I'm not too enthused about watching the remake with cage
at least Christopher lee was in the original

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I'm still trying to decide to watch it before i watch it with the riff
iv seen the original and well yeah so I'm not too enthused about watching the remake with cage
at least Christopher lee was in the original

Yeah, and Lee didn't get decapitated in that one.