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The Ninja Turtles are going to be ALIENS now? *sigh*

Started by NRRork, March 20, 2012, 01:30:51 AM

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Soguru

I am going to see this. Yes, I will probably cry throughout the whole movie, but I will have seen it. I'll just have to remember to not see it in 3d because my tears will fog up the glasses.

Pak-Man

Well he matches the new aesthetic. What has me intrigued about this movie is they're not scrapping the silly stuff in favor of the "gritty reboot" thing. So many reboots these days take a good hard look at the source and scratch all the silly stuff. I've seen images of party wagons, chairs made of pizza boxes, and here's our over the top Shredder. When you already have mutant ninja turtles, you don't get to be too gritty in your reboot. I'm really interested to see the result here. That's not to say I have faith that it WILL be good, but I want to know if it is, and I'm willing to spend 8 bucks a head at a matinee show to find out. :^)

Soguru

For once i'd love to see a movie just feature everything. Rat king, Baxter stockman, krang, mousers, leatherhead, casey jones, dimension x, but for God's sake no Don Tortelli.

Sideswipe

Of course you want to see Cudley the Cowlick as well in this mega movie, right?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Pak-Man


Soguru

Quote from: Sideswipe on June 20, 2014, 04:21:16 AM
Of course you want to see Cudley the Cowlick as well in this mega movie, right?
If at all possible, then yes.  :P


BathTub


TheUnabeefer

I'm making my prediction public here... THIS movie will be the first (of many) to jump on the #YesAllWomen bandwagon (in a relatively tasteless way) by using #YesAllTurtles in its promotional campaign at some point.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.


NRRork

Yeah, I just saw the newest trailer. I'm just sticking to my mantra that at least the TV SHOW is still good.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

doggans

I guess that last exchange in that trailer makes this thread's title obsolete.

The Lurker

Quote from: doggans on June 25, 2014, 07:45:05 PM
I guess that last exchange in that trailer makes this thread's title obsolete.
It was obsolete quite awhile back.

Sideswipe

The original Ninja Turtles were part alien.  The ooze was alien in origin and contained alien DNA.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

ScottotD

Quote from: Sideswipe on June 25, 2014, 08:05:59 PM
The original Ninja Turtles were part alien.  The ooze was alien in origin and contained alien DNA.

DON'T PUT FACTS IN THIS! IT'S AN OUTRAGE!  ::)
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