What have we learned from the Shiny Ass-assin?

[Quicksilver]

I learned that if you're about to fall face first into a lawn of razor sharp blades of grass, you can defy the laws of physics for a few seconds and just float there until your friend comes over to help.

I would have thought putting some gattling guns in shrubs would have been far less complicated and more reliable than autonomous blades of grass and automatic pineapple guns. The grass is just silly, wear some boots and dont get your feet replaced with hands 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

or even just wear some thick GLOVES

[Pak-Man]

Depending on which appendage you happen to be walking on. :^)

[AmandaGal]

Yeah, but they wouldn't have been able to use the cool "blades of grass" special effect if they put guns in there.

You guys are trying to put some poor CGI technician out of a job not to mention taking away Mike's puns.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

maybe they could have had leaves of chage that turn into stuff too

[Bob]

I guess I was confused by the whole "let the bread fruit and lawn protect us" part of the movie.

Seems to me that 5 Sgt. Schultz's would have done a better job of monitoring things.

"Aeon Flux, I see NUTHING."

[AmandaGal]

I guess I was confused by the whole "let the bread fruit and lawn protect us" part of the movie.

You know that was all some CGI nerd's wet dream though...morphing pineapples into weapons and grass into knives AND having a sexy woman flip around them.   Some dork somewhere was really happy with that scene. 

[Pak-Man]

You know, I don't think a lot of the technology in Aeon Flux was very practical. :^)

Let's see:
Blades of Grass that can turn into plain ol' Blades
Fruit that turns into guns that can target people but get confused by confetti
Detonating devices that spew confetti to begin with
Pills that take you to a conference room in your brain
Drink-Mail
Stairs that open up in the floor whenever you're trying to pick up your ring
Back-Sores that double as communication devices
Maps that manifest themselves as vericose veins
Octopi that double as a corset that can make you teleport
Hand-Feet
Exploding balls that come when you whistle whether they're in earshot or not

...You know, this was a weird movie. :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i dont know some of that has some use.  the confetti thing i can see lots of uses for.  Depending on how loud they are, Police could chuck them into a room before charging it.  A good confusing distraction beofre you grab the guy your after. 

[Bob]

i dont know some of that has some use.  the confetti thing i can see lots of uses for.  Depending on how loud they are, Police could chuck them into a room before charging it.  A good confusing distraction beofre you grab the guy your after. 

That is 1943 technology when allied bombers would drop strips of aluminum foil to confuse the Nazi radar.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

just cause its old doesnt mean it isnt brillian

[Quicksilver]

Maps that manifest themselves as vericose veins

I forgot about her tapping her arm like a heroin junkie to see the ridiculous map. 

[Bob]

just cause its old doesnt mean it isnt brillian

Ha-ha, you wrote brilliant and Aeon flux in the same thread.

(as Nelson Muntz)

[macleod]

Hand feet are bitchin....so long as you don't hand walk onto some blades of grass that is

[Tyrant]

   I learned that in the future, you'll be able to spot an assasin easily because their gothslut wardrobe will give them away.